did you get engaged???
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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