my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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