after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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