Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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