if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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