So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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