so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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