one might say we're banned from that church
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.