How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.