Nicole vs. Life
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Girls should come with a carfax report
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.