Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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i came on her dog
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?