Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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