Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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