Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
love makes seman taste better
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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