Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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