Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Everclear isn't food dammit
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
