super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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