can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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