so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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