I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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