I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Randomize
