Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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