She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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