That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
