Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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