im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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