I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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