Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
...so i touched it.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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