Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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