at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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