remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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