You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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