shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize