WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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