It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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