no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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