just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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