So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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