It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I have post one night stand depression
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