D3 body, D1 cock
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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