I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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