glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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