party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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