Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I love having hate sex.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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