This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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