Soap is not a condiment
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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