i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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