How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
