I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I will be naked everywhere
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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