I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
