Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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