haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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