Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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