she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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