how can u be prego again
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
