Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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