he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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