I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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